God Named Him Larry

Setting: The story corner of the school library

Characters: Librarian, Atianna, Olivia, Daniel (not Dennis)

The librarian is discussing the book she is about to read to a group of kindergarten students. It is their fourth visit to the library this school year. 

Atianna: Do you have a mom?

Librarian: Yes, I have a mom. 

Atianna: What's her name?

Librarian: Her name is Rhonda.

Olivia: Do you have a dad?

Librarian: Yes, I have a dad too.

Atianna: What's his name?

Librarian: His name is Larry.

Olivia: Why isn't his name Michael? 

Daniel: Because God gave him the name Larry!

Olivia: Well God shoulda named him Michael!