Thursday, August 18, 2011

God Named Him Larry


Setting: The story corner of the school library
Characters: Librarian, Atianna, Olivia, Daniel (not Dennis)

The librarian is discussing the book she is about to read to a group of kindergarten students. It is their fourth visit to the library this school year. 

Atianna: Do you have a mom?

Librarian: Yes, I have a mom. 

Atianna: What's her name?

Librarian: Her name is Rhonda.

Olivia: Do you have a dad?

Librarian: Yes, I have a dad too.

Atianna: What's his name?

Librarian: His name is Larry.

Olivia: Why isn't his name Michael? 

Daniel: Because God gave him the name Larry!

Olivia: Well God shoulda named him Michael! 

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

My Name Isn't Dennis!

Setting: The story corner of the school library 
Characters: Librarian, Boy, Girl 

A very lively and large group of kindergarten students has just entered the library and is getting settled in the reading corner. It is their second visit to the library this school year. 

Librarian: Dennis can you please sit down with your legs crossed? That is our first story corner rule.

Boy: (In a very raspy voice) My name isn't Dennis, it's Daniel. Dennis is the guy my dad goes and drinks beer with.

Librarian: Oh, your dad has a friend named Dennis?

Daniel: Yes. He has no money to buy his own beer so he goes over to his friend Dennis' house and drinks his.

A girl is eagerly raising her hand on the opposite side of the group. 

Girl: I went to the dentist!

Thursday, August 11, 2011

My "Icy" Personality

I love coffee.

No, I mean I really love coffee.

It is my personality.

It fuels me with the ability to be the wonderfully witty and creative librarian that I am.

I have never understood those people who, after the age of about nineteen or so, can begin their day without a steaming cup of java at the ready.

I would keep a Keurig in my bedroom if I had the outlet space.

That being said, I just cannot bring myself to drink my beloved hot coffee during these humid-sticky-you-sweat-just-from-walking-to-the-car summer days. Even with all options of air conditioning on at full blast, it becomes an impossibility.

What's a girl to do?

Remember, I need this stuff.

Enter iced coffee.

Of course, right? It seems like a complete no-brainer. I'm sure that answer popped into your head about five sentences ago.

But it's really not that easy.

You see, not all iced coffees are created equal. If you try to make it from hot coffee, you end up with a weak and watery mixture from all the ice needed to cool it down. You can try putting a hot cup in the freezer, but where's the instant gratification in that? Dunkin Doughnuts' is too weak (plus they always get the amount of Splenda's wrong). Starbucks' is by far the most superior, but it's expensive and there isn't one on my morning route.

Do you see the problem?

Again, what's an addict--I mean girl--to do?

Thank goodness for The Pioneer Woman. She has created the perfect cold brew iced coffee recipe. Not only has it literally put the fast forward back in my morning, but it has saved me from purchasing a horribly weak coffee concoction and taken a good ten minutes off my morning commute.

Now I get the good parking spaces.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

"Before I Fall" by Lauren Oliver

"They say that just before you die your whole life flashes 
before your eyes, but that's not how it happened for me."


Mean girls, bullying, partying, drinking, hooking up...and dying. 

Not necessarily in that order. 

Before I Fall is told through the eyes of high school senior Samantha (Sam) Kingston--pretty, popular, and along with her three best friends, Lindsay, Elody, and Ally, one of the resident mean girls. They drive to school in a Range Rover, drink Dunkin Doughnuts coffee (large hazelnut, no sugar, extra cream), gossip about everyone from boyfriends to teachers, and cut class to smoke cigarettes & indulge in The Country's Best Yogurt.

Sound like a racier version of the Sweet Valley Twins?

Don't worry, it's not.

About a quarter into the book, our main character Sam dies in a car accident. She then is mysteriously given the chance to relive her final day over and over again.

Shocking right? Again don't worry, that piece of information won't ruin it for you...it's written on the book jacket.

The concept of this novel is not a new one...it cleverly reflects the movie Groundhog Day for a target audience who probably knows nothing of that phrase beyond a little rodent seeing it's shadow. The parallels between the movie and the novel are evident...the main characters are not very nice people who find redemption in reliving one holiday over and over again, and through their journey they become better people. But while the theme of the movie ends there, the novel delves much deeper. Author Lauren Oliver's ability to perfectly articulate Sam's thoughts about what it means to really live life--what's important, what's frivolous, who really matters--allows the reader to interact with her successes, failures, and gestures of boldness on an extremely intrinsic level. The book's ending also doesn't insult a young reader's ability to infer what happened.

"You mean I actually have to think about the ending to get it?" whined the student.
"Yes," replied the librarian, "Isn't that great?" 

This is Lauren Oliver's debut novel. It, along with her newly published second novel, Delirium, have both been optioned for film rights.

My second piece of unpopular advice, always read the books first.